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First World Language Problems

The word 没有(Mei You). It means ‘Don’t Have’ in Mandarin - for example, if someone asked you if you had a pen they could borrow, you could respond with ‘Mei You’.
This word is THE BANE OF MY LIFE. It needs to be REMOVED from the Chinese vocabulary as it is systematically ABUSED.
"Do you have any french fries?"
MEI YOU
"Do you have this dish?"
MEI YOU
"Do you have ANYTHING AT ALL?"
MEI YOU
People who use the word need to be punished. If you don’t have the dish, TAKE IT OFF THE MENU. If there aren’t any chicken burgers left, COOK SOME MORE. Some of the people I interact with are so quick to say ‘MEI YOU’, before they’ve even checked if it’s in stock.
"OH, IT TURNS OUT YOU ACTUALLY DO HAVE SOME? IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN COOK IT?"
I want to strap a shock necklace onto these people. Every time they say ‘MEI YOU’ they get an electric shock. GAH.







I’m following my dream and taking part in my first ever drag competition this Friday. Wish me luck! - Imgur

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My first ever drag competition this Friday! Excited and nervous!

Upvote me here if you think I’m beautiful :D

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A Look Into British Folklore - The Black Shuck - Imgur

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MRW I open Imgur and see that flash of gorgeous red in the top right corner - Imgur

MRW I open Imgur and see that flash of gorgeous red in the top right corner - Imgur

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Curiosity - Imgur

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hashtagbachswag:

country roaaaaaaaaaaaddddd~

Best scene from a movie - EVER

hashtagbachswag:

country roaaaaaaaaaaaddddd~

Best scene from a movie - EVER







I don’t know how long she’s been watching me, but I often wake up to this crystal blue eyed beauty - Imgur

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MOIST - Imgur

MOIST - Imgur

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And parent of the year award goes to… - Imgur

And parent of the year award goes to… - Imgur

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bigangi:

Studio Ghibli 1985-2013. THANK YOU.







A lot of love for Ozzy - Imgur

A lot of love for Ozzy - Imgur

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Most of my colleagues are gathered around a computer screen, laughing at something. I’m going in… - Imgur

Most of my colleagues are gathered around a computer screen, laughing at something. I’m going in… - Imgur

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